Monday, October 5, 2020

Twenty Minutes

If there is one thing I’ve learned in 52 years of public service, it is that there is no problem so complex, nor crisis so grave that it cannot be satisfactorily resolved within twenty minutes.

- Sir Winston Churchill in The Crown - 1x03 - Windsor

Thursday, October 1, 2020

Existential Despair

I'm looking for a way to manifest my existential despair.

- Norman Newlander in The Kominsky Method - 2x01 - An Actor Forgets

Thursday, July 23, 2020

Management

Management is not easy. It's watching someone do job worse than you. That's why it sucks.

- Dasha in Killing Eve - 3x02 - Management Sucks

Sunday, March 15, 2020

Listen

"Then why don't you and go talk to him? It might not be so clear cut then."
"Because I wouldn't have anything to say."
"Then why don't you just listen. That is what you do best, isn't it?"

- Geordi and Guinan - Star Trek: The Next Generation - 5x23 - I, Borg

Bunny Rabbit

"No, it's a Samarian coral fish with its fin unfolded."
"I believe what you are seeing is the effect of the fluid dynamic processes inherent in the large scale motion of rarefied gas."
"No, no. First it was a fish. And now it's a Mintonian sailing ship."
"Where?"
"Right there. Don't you see the two swirls coming together to form the mast?"
"I do not see it. It is interesting that people try to find meaningful patterns in things that are essentially random. I have noticed that the images they perceive sometimes suggest what they are thinking about at that particular moment. [Pause] Besides, it is clearly a bunny rabbit."

- Guinan and Data in Star Trek: The Next Generation - 5x22 - Imaginary Friend

Sunday, July 8, 2018

Weight

Crying helps me slow down and obsess over the weight of life's problems.

- Sadness in Inside Out

Tuesday, December 26, 2017

Who They Are

Every time someone steps up and says who they are, the world becomes a better, more interesting place.

- Captain Holt in Brooklyn Nine-Nine - 5x10 - Game Night